Are we there yet are we there yet?

My friends, family, and girlfriends. . . . . . what a tough month it has been for me! I feel like I am squeezing a rectangular peg through . . . . well. . . . . a wall. Im not sure what is happening to me but from what my mama and dada tell me, Im growing something called teeth. What those are I dont know but what I can tell you about them, is they are not fun! I am doing everything I can to stop them from coming into my body!

So I have an idea of where they might be coming from. I think maybe they might be slipping in through my bottle. In an attempt to prevent them from infiltrating me, I have been offering that portion of my bottle to my buddy Harl.

So in an attempt to get these things out of my mouth, I have tried to entice them out on a spatula with a bribe of being added to cookie dough instead of Elliot gums.

I have been taking my mind off of these teeth by experimenting with my hair styles as well as utilizing comfortable pillows.

As well as learning the basics of vehicle operations. Wow things with steering wheels are FUN!

Reverse gear huh? Explain to me again why I can't put these teeth into reverse?

I tried to drink it away but my aunt Joanna would not share.

I tried to let these teeth "air out" but that didnt work either.

Everything I did just did not seem to work. Can you see em yet? If you can, PLEASE GET THEM OUT OF THERE!

All in all, even though I can't stop these teeth from entering my life, I guess life is still pretty good isn't it!

And to all my ladyfriends out there, this one is for you two. Call me when you wanna chat or bah bah bah.